alfadiq said on 31/05/10 5:07 PM

Wooooowww .... that dress is stunning on you :) Have a wonderful Memorial Weekend

horizinone said on 01/06/10 7:17 AM

Beautiful!

njk97 said on 01/06/10 9:13 AM

NICE PHOTO, XxX

777714847 said on 01/06/10 3:17 PM

hello

vickey238 said on 01/06/10 7:26 PM

Hi 7777

bruno19862006 said on 01/06/10 7:36 PM

very nice vickey :-D

lestergibbons said on 01/06/10 7:44 PM

very nice vicky

vickey238 said on 01/06/10 8:12 PM

Thank you Bruno Thank you Lester

Gooboo23 said on 01/06/10 11:54 PM

Hi Vicky, I think you make a little nothing look sexy as hell......Some of the members of MDF have declared Hump Day as Joke Day...So here´s my contribution for this week...Smile and Be Happy!!................................................The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists -- 2 men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her." The man said, "You can´t be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent nodded and said, "Then you´re not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can´t kill my wife." The agent nodded and said, "You don´t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home. Finally, it was the woman´s turn. She was given similar instructions -- to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots rang out, one after another. Then they heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. The agent was just about to go in and see what was happening when the door opened and the woman stepped out, sweating profusely. "This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair!"

vickey238 said on 02/06/10 2:18 PM

gooboo very cute Ok I up for hump day Try and top this one. Subject: A Nun at Hooters A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while "the lights would turn off." Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." "Well, in that case, I´ll just look the other way,"said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause ! She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don´t understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?" "Well, now they know you´re one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink? It´s on the house." "No, thank you, but, I still don´t understand," said the puzzled nun. "Well, sister," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"

acnels said on 02/06/10 8:03 PM

good one girl thanks u AC

vickey238 said on 03/06/10 4:05 PM

GooBoo Is it Hump day yet??? (inside joak) Ok today is Wed again Here you go An eighty year old woman goes to the Doctor for a check up. She was required to bring with her all types of medicine she had at home. As the Doctor was looking through these he came across Birth Control pills. "Mrs. Smith do you realize that these are Birth Control pills"? he said. "Yes, they help me sleep at night" She said. "But Mrs. Smith, there is nothing in them that would help you to sleep!" "I know that, but when I grind one up each morning and put it in the glass of orange juice that my 17 year old granddaughter drinks, believe me, it helps me sleep at night"!

0906 said on 04/06/10 12:50 PM

YES BUT WHATS IN IT THAT COUNTS .