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Springbok_Fan
lovely weekend all....
"IN PRAISE OF AN OLDER WOMAN": An older woman can wear any hat she chooses and nobody will laugh. A younger woman wearing the same hat will always look like a lampshade in a brothel. An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night to ask you, ´What are you thinking?´ An older woman doesn´t care what you think. An older woman always carries a purse full of emergency supplies. Young women go hungry and bleed to death every time there´s a natural disaster. An older woman always carries a condom in her purse. A younger woman is still hoping the guy might have one on him. An older woman is a cheaper date. A younger woman will cost you 12 beers, but an older woman will sleep with you after a cup of a herbal tea. An older woman can wear bright red lipstick during the day without looking like she just had an adventure inside a jam jar. This is not true of younger women or drag queens. Older women can run faster because they´re always wearing sensible shoes. An older woman is into free sex! An older woman is almost always already attached to someone, so there´s no need to develop a phobia about committing to her. The last thing she needs in her life is another clingy, whiny, dependent lover! Older women are more honest. An older woman will tell you that you are an XXXXXXX if you´re acting like one. A young woman will say nothing, just in case it means you might break up with her. An older woman puts herself on a pedestal. If you act immature enough and hang around long enough, an older woman will just mistake you for another one of her children and let you live at her house rent-free. Older women can afford to support you. An older woman will never get pregnant and then suddenly demand that the two of you get married. In fact, if you impregnate an older woman, you will probably be the last to know... Older women have jobs with dental plans. Younger women can't help you when your teeth get knocked out playing hockey. An older woman will never accuse you of 'using her.' She's using you. Older women take charge of the situation. An older woman will call you up and ask you for a date. A younger woman will wait forever, by the phone, for you to call... Older woman know how to cook. Young women know how to dial 967-1111. An older woman will introduce you to all of her girlfriends. A younger woman will avoid her girlfriends when she's with you, in case you get any ideas... Older women are psychic. You never have to confess to having an affair, because somehow they always know. Older woman often own an interesting collection of lingerie that they have acquired from admirers over the years. Young women often don't wear underpants at all, thus practically eliminating all possibility of a strip-tease. An older woman will agree to go to McDonald's with you for a meal. Younger women are too nervous to eat anything in front of somebody that they might possibly burp later. Older women are dignified. They are beyond having a screaming match with you in the middle of the night in a public park. Older women are experienced. They understand that sometimes, after 12 beers, a boy just can't get it up. A younger woman may need some time to grasp this fact. An older woman has lots of girlfriends... and most of them will want to boff you too. An older woman will always meet the minimum height requirement to go on an amusement ride. An older woman will never accuse you of stealing the best years of her youth because chances are someone else has stolen them first.
Guestbook Messages (11)
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Springbok_Fan said on 06/06/10 3:13 PM |
ur welcum Ruth! |
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vcabenalevu said on 06/06/10 4:41 PM |
Good on you Tex....old is gold!! |
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wonderwoman_megz said on 07/06/10 5:54 AM |
your pic and message is so lovely and very interesting... thanks for your comment for me and my girl also |
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ultange1 said on 10/08/10 10:39 PM |
thanks very much...thats so, great to know about IN PRAISE OF AN OLDER WOMEN. Cheers. |
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etchel said on 29/08/10 9:20 PM |
Hi Tex... you´ve change your profile name ^0^ hows my friend doin...? have a lovely day ahead of you...muah! ehehhe ^,^ |
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goodlove45 said on 15/11/11 3:58 PM |
Hello, My name is goodness I saw your profile today in this site and get interested to know you, because you look very nice in your profile, here is my email address (goodness_oneil@yahoo.com)please send me an email so that i will send you my photos and tell you more about my self,. mail me at(goodness_oneil@yahoo.com) Remember distance,color,religion or tribe does not matter but love matters a lot. kiss my dear love goodness |
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stand2love24 said on 17/12/11 4:49 PM |
Hello my dear, My Name is charity, i am a very beautiful young girl, I saw your profile today when i was searching for true relationship and i stopped to take very good look at it. I want you to know that i will be interested to know you better because you sound very sweet and nice in your profile so i will like us to become friends and know each other the more.Here is my email address (charitycacoulibaly@yahoo.co.uk) send me an email today and i will send you my pictures and tell you more about me please!(Remember that distance,age or color does not matter in a really relationship but love matters allot).I am waiting for your reply now! Yours forever charity |
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rmr68 said on 18/04/12 5:33 AM |
thanks tex |
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lifestolife said on 19/04/12 2:37 AM |
``We live in a world of uncertainties. Life is uncertain; relationships are on uncertain. People change, their love changes too! People´s love is based wealth, status, appearance, influence and other such perishing things. Friendships and marriages, made based on these collapse and fall apart. But, do not worry. There is one sure love that never changes with time, status and etc. Jesus Christ displayed His love for you by giving His life on the cross. The love of Christ is one which you can count on, lean on and trust in. The Jesus declared, "I am the resurrection and the life. He who believes in Me, though he may die, he shall live. And whoever lives and believes in Me shall never die. Do you believe this? "He who loves his life will lose it, and he who hates his life in this world will keep it for eternal life ...and whoever comes to me I will never drive away. Give your life to Jesus. He will save you from sin and eternal perish. Jesus Christ is the savior of the world. He would be good friend in your life all the day long. He will fill your heart with his love and peace. Accept HIM as your personal savior and redeemer. Attain eternal life. |
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bigebaby said on 02/05/12 9:06 AM |
HELLO MY DEAR NICE MEETING YOU. HOW ARE YOU, OVER THERE IN YOUR COUNTRY HOPE FINE.GLORY BE TO GOD. MY NAME IS MISS TESSY. I AM LOOKING FOR HONEST GENTLE FRIEND AND I FOUND YOU ON AND I AM INTERESTED IN MAKING FRIEND WITH YOU........THE LAMP OF FRIENDSHIP ALWAYS BURNS WITH THE OIL OF LOVE. FOR MORE INTRODUCTION PLEASE REPLY ME TO MY PRIVATE E- MAIL BOX. tessyandjh@yahoo.com AND I WILL SEND YOU MY PICTURE FOR YOU TO KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE. HOPING TO HEAR FROM YOU WITH LOTS OF LOVE. I AM WAITING TO SEE YOUR MAIL IN MY PRIVATE EMAIL BOX. tessyandjh@yahoo.com |
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anselam said on 07/05/12 2:06 PM |
blessing_66666@yahoo.com My name is Blessing i am a young lady with a kind and open heart, I enjoy my life,but life can´t be complete if you don´t have a person to share it with. blessing_66666@yahoo.com Hoping To Hear From You Yours Blessing |
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