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Hi, everyone ..Jokes are on me
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TongueOUT
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Phoenix , United States
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Cedar Rapids,Ia, United States
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My friends Danny On the drums & Herbie on steel-guitar.
Fun Facts to Know If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that´s more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig´s orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I´m still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour (Don´t try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male´s head off. ("Honey, I´m home. What the..?!") The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It´s like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm..) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you´re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (okay, so that would be a good thing) A cat´s urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) An ostrich´s eye is bigger than its brain. ( I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they´ll live a lot longer) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)
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14u24u said on 30/09/09 7:24 PM |
ONK.ONK.ONK. |
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mgtelang said on 01/10/09 12:55 AM |
Good one. |
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