Gooboo23 said on 09/05/12 10:26 AM

Here´s one for all of you from a different country that ae forced to struggle with English, here´s some deep questions to ponder............. Let´s face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. ...........English muffins weren´t invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren´t sweet, are meat.........We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig........And why is it that writers write but fingers don´t fing, grocers don´t groce and hammers don´t ham? ..........If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn´t the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? ..........Doesn´t it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? .........If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

mr_cellophane said on 09/05/12 10:38 AM

ok ill say this...VOTE FOR NONE OF THE ABOVE.....to answer the last question of your post...what do i call it...trash

rmr68 said on 09/05/12 4:21 PM

hahahahaha funny story..... the glow is because of ?????? are you mac man too?

agnesofgod said on 09/05/12 7:19 PM

A golfer hits his ball into a yard next to the golf course. As he goes to get it a man in the yard says, "Don´t you see the sign? It says, ´Private property - Stay Out!´" The golfer says, "I´m sorry I did not see it. That is my ball there. May I have it, please?" The man says, "It´s in my yard and so it´s my ball now." The golfer looks at the man and says, "I understand." The golfer walks back to the golf cart, gets another golf ball, and walks back and throws it into the yard. The man says, "Why did you do that?" The golfer replies, "I consider myself a Gentleman, and I believe that every prick should have at least two balls."............Courtesy o SEBASTIAN

CheyenneSun said on 09/05/12 11:22 PM

Hi Wynn....gotta love those senior moments! Glad I can laugh at myself with some of my latest didos! Be safe always!

pen_24sotoyahooc said on 10/05/12 1:15 AM

Very FUNNY AFTERNOON WYNN =)...hmmmm I read it that´s why I know you had an Alzheimer´s disease ? cmon friend hmmm still young or better ask your wife hahaha.... LESSON for the DAY... hmmm... CHECK if your are really bringing the car,if you do is ok or hmmm...be sure you know what your doing....whatever....check your wife now....keep safe.... =)